The Late Scratch Hex of Ben VanSumeren
Ben VanSumeren · KC · RB
“VanSumeren runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins VanSumeren's week
- VanSumeren goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- VanSumeren is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
80%POTENCY
-9.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
VanSumeren's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben VanSumeren in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben VanSumeren is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben VanSumeren actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.