The Mystery Tweak Hex of Ben VanSumeren
Ben VanSumeren · KC · RB
“The team goes up 21 early and VanSumeren gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins VanSumeren's week
- VanSumeren gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- VanSumeren loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
92%POTENCY
-17.4PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
VanSumeren's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben VanSumeren in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben VanSumeren is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben VanSumeren actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.