The Snap Count Hex of Bhayshul Tuten
Bhayshul Tuten · JAX · RB
“Tuten is already "Questionable" with that ankle. The witch only has to push gently.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Tuten's week
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
- Tuten runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
85%POTENCY
-11.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Tuten's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Bhayshul Tuten in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bhayshul Tuten is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bhayshul Tuten actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.