The Garbage-Time Hex of Bhayshul Tuten
Bhayshul Tuten · JAX · RB
“Tuten is already "Questionable" with that ankle. The witch only has to push gently.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Tuten's week
- Tuten gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Virginia Tech's biggest rival.
- Tuten is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
76%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Tuten's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Bhayshul Tuten in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bhayshul Tuten is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bhayshul Tuten actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.