The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Bijan Robinson
Bijan Robinson · ATL · RB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Robinson's stadium. Only over Robinson.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Robinson's week
- Robinson gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
- Robinson will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
90%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Robinson's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Bijan Robinson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bijan Robinson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bijan Robinson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.