The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Bijan Robinson
Bijan Robinson · ATL · RB
“Robinson's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Robinson's week
- Robinson gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
- Robinson goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
79%POTENCY
-19.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Robinson's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Bijan Robinson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bijan Robinson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bijan Robinson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.