The Fumble Hex of Blake Corum
Blake Corum · LAR · RB
“Corum loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Corum's week
- Ref: "Number Corum, that's a flag." Corum: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Corum is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
85%POTENCY
-18.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Corum's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Blake Corum in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Blake Corum is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Blake Corum actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.