The Fumble Hex of Blake Corum
Blake Corum · LAR · RB
“Corum gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan's biggest rival.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Corum's week
- Corum is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Corum is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
78%POTENCY
-12.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Corum drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Blake Corum in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Blake Corum is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Blake Corum actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.