The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Blake Corum
Blake Corum · LAR · RB
“Corum is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Corum's week
- Corum gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan's biggest rival.
- Corum gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
74%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A single Chiefs jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Corum's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Blake Corum in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Blake Corum is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Blake Corum actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.