The Snap Count Hex of Blake Corum
Blake Corum · LAR · RB
“Corum tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Corum's week
- Corum is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Corum's stadium. Only over Corum.
74%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Corum drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Blake Corum in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Blake Corum is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Blake Corum actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.