The Blocking Assignment Hex of Blake Whiteheart
Blake Whiteheart · CLE · TE
“Whiteheart gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Wake Forest's biggest rival.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Whiteheart's week
- Whiteheart gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
- Whiteheart finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
88%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Eye of Ravens, tongue of ref,
Bring Browns down to grief,
Whiteheart scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Blake Whiteheart in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Blake Whiteheart is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Blake Whiteheart actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.