The Blocking Assignment Hex of Blake Whiteheart
Blake Whiteheart · CLE · TE
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Whiteheart's stadium. Only over Whiteheart.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Whiteheart's week
- Whiteheart is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Whiteheart goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
85%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Patriots jersey, ironically worn
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Titans locker room
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Whiteheart, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Blake Whiteheart in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Blake Whiteheart is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Blake Whiteheart actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.