The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Blake Whiteheart
Blake Whiteheart · CLE · TE
“Whiteheart gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Wake Forest's biggest rival.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Whiteheart's week
- Whiteheart will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Whiteheart spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
76%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Whiteheart drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Blake Whiteheart in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Blake Whiteheart is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Blake Whiteheart actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.