The Invisible Route Hex of Blake Whiteheart
Blake Whiteheart · CLE · TE
“Whiteheart's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Whiteheart's week
- Whiteheart will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Whiteheart gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
87%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Whiteheart's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Blake Whiteheart in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Blake Whiteheart is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Blake Whiteheart actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.