The Snap Count Hex of Blake Whiteheart
Blake Whiteheart · CLE · TE
“Whiteheart gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Whiteheart's week
- Whiteheart lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
- Whiteheart gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Wake Forest's biggest rival.
83%POTENCY
-13.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A used challenge flag
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Whiteheart's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Blake Whiteheart in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Blake Whiteheart is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Blake Whiteheart actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.