The Mystery Tweak Hex of Blake Whiteheart
Blake Whiteheart · CLE · TE
“Whiteheart's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Whiteheart's week
- Whiteheart gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Whiteheart is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
86%POTENCY
-10.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Eye of Jaguars, tongue of ref,
Bring Browns down to grief,
Whiteheart scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Blake Whiteheart in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Blake Whiteheart is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Blake Whiteheart actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.