The Blocking Assignment Hex of Blake Whiteheart
Blake Whiteheart · CLE · TE
“Whiteheart's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Whiteheart's week
- Whiteheart gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
- Whiteheart gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
77%POTENCY
-13.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A single tear from a Bengals fan
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Whiteheart drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Blake Whiteheart in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Blake Whiteheart is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Blake Whiteheart actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.