The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Blake Whiteheart
Blake Whiteheart · CLE · TE
“Whiteheart gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Whiteheart's week
- Whiteheart gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Whiteheart's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
73%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Whiteheart's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Blake Whiteheart in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Blake Whiteheart is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Blake Whiteheart actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.