The Snap Count Hex of Blake Whiteheart
Blake Whiteheart · CLE · TE
“Whiteheart's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Whiteheart's week
- Whiteheart's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Whiteheart runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
82%POTENCY
-13.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Whiteheart, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Blake Whiteheart in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Blake Whiteheart is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Blake Whiteheart actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.