The Blocking Assignment Hex of Blake Whiteheart
Blake Whiteheart · CLE · TE
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Whiteheart's stadium. Only over Whiteheart.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Whiteheart's week
- Whiteheart gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Whiteheart scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
88%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Whiteheart, Whiteheart, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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- George Kittle
- Dalton Kincaid
- Oronde Gadsden
FAQ
How do I curse Blake Whiteheart in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Blake Whiteheart is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Blake Whiteheart actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.