The Hamstring Hex of Blake Whiteheart
Blake Whiteheart · CLE · TE
“Whiteheart's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Whiteheart's week
- The broadcast shows Whiteheart on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Whiteheart is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.
73%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chargers locker room
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Whiteheart's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Blake Whiteheart in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Blake Whiteheart is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Blake Whiteheart actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.