The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Blake Whiteheart
Blake Whiteheart · CLE · TE
“Whiteheart gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Whiteheart's week
- Whiteheart will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Whiteheart's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
79%POTENCY
-19.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Panthers jersey, ironically worn
- A used challenge flag
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Whiteheart's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Blake Whiteheart in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Blake Whiteheart is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Blake Whiteheart actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.