The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Blake Whiteheart
Blake Whiteheart · CLE · TE
“A mysterious flag erases Whiteheart's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Whiteheart's week
- Whiteheart gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Wake Forest's biggest rival.
- Whiteheart is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.
90%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A single tear from a Patriots fan
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Whiteheart, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Blake Whiteheart in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Blake Whiteheart is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Blake Whiteheart actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.