The Hamstring Hex of Blake Whiteheart
Blake Whiteheart · CLE · TE
“Whiteheart catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Whiteheart's week
- Whiteheart is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
- Whiteheart spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
86%POTENCY
-11.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single Giants jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Whiteheart drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Blake Whiteheart in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Blake Whiteheart is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Blake Whiteheart actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.