The Invisible Route Hex of Blake Whiteheart
Blake Whiteheart · CLE · TE
“Whiteheart gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Whiteheart's week
- Whiteheart gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
- Whiteheart gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Wake Forest's biggest rival.
81%POTENCY
-13.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Whiteheart's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Blake Whiteheart in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Blake Whiteheart is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Blake Whiteheart actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.