The Blocking Assignment Hex of Blake Whiteheart
Blake Whiteheart · CLE · TE
“Ref: "Number Whiteheart, that's a flag." Whiteheart: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Whiteheart's week
- Whiteheart gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
- Whiteheart gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
90%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Whiteheart's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Blake Whiteheart in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Blake Whiteheart is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Blake Whiteheart actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.