The Hamstring Hex of Blake Whiteheart
Blake Whiteheart · CLE · TE
“Whiteheart scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Whiteheart's week
- Whiteheart gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Wake Forest's biggest rival.
- Whiteheart gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
80%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A used challenge flag
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Whiteheart, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Blake Whiteheart in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Blake Whiteheart is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Blake Whiteheart actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.