The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Blake Whiteheart
Blake Whiteheart · CLE · TE
“Whiteheart has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Whiteheart's week
- Whiteheart stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
- Whiteheart gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
88%POTENCY
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Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Whiteheart, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Blake Whiteheart in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Blake Whiteheart is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Blake Whiteheart actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.