The Phantom Flag Hex of Blake Whiteheart
Blake Whiteheart · CLE · TE
“Whiteheart scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Whiteheart's week
- Whiteheart will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Whiteheart gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
90%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A used challenge flag
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Whiteheart's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Blake Whiteheart in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Blake Whiteheart is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Blake Whiteheart actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.