The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Blake Whiteheart
Blake Whiteheart · CLE · TE
“The broadcast shows Whiteheart on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Whiteheart's week
- Ref: "Number Whiteheart, that's a flag." Whiteheart: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Whiteheart goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
75%POTENCY
-19.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Whiteheart's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Blake Whiteheart in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Blake Whiteheart is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Blake Whiteheart actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.