The Late Scratch Hex of Blake Whiteheart
Blake Whiteheart · CLE · TE
“Whiteheart's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Whiteheart's week
- Whiteheart is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Whiteheart gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Wake Forest's biggest rival.
82%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Whiteheart's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Blake Whiteheart in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Blake Whiteheart is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Blake Whiteheart actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.