The Phantom Flag Hex of Blake Whiteheart
Blake Whiteheart · CLE · TE
“A mysterious flag erases Whiteheart's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Whiteheart's week
- Whiteheart goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- The broadcast shows Whiteheart on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
73%POTENCY
-17.6PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Whiteheart's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Blake Whiteheart in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Blake Whiteheart is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Blake Whiteheart actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.