The Invisible Route Hex of Blake Whiteheart
Blake Whiteheart · CLE · TE
“The broadcast shows Whiteheart on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Whiteheart's week
- Whiteheart will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Whiteheart gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Wake Forest's biggest rival.
92%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Whiteheart, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Blake Whiteheart in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Blake Whiteheart is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Blake Whiteheart actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.