The Snap Count Hex of Blake Whiteheart
Blake Whiteheart · CLE · TE
“Whiteheart will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Whiteheart's week
- Whiteheart gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
- Whiteheart has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
91%POTENCY
-17.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bills locker room
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Whiteheart drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Blake Whiteheart in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Blake Whiteheart is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Blake Whiteheart actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.