The Late Scratch Hex of Blake Whiteheart
Blake Whiteheart · CLE · TE
“Whiteheart stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Whiteheart's week
- Whiteheart is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.
- Ref: "Number Whiteheart, that's a flag." Whiteheart: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
83%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Seahawks jersey, ironically worn
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Whiteheart's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Blake Whiteheart in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Blake Whiteheart is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Blake Whiteheart actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.