The Late Scratch Hex of Blake Whiteheart
Blake Whiteheart · CLE · TE
“Whiteheart has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Whiteheart's week
- Whiteheart gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Whiteheart will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
88%POTENCY
-11.5PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Whiteheart drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Blake Whiteheart in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Blake Whiteheart is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Blake Whiteheart actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.