The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Blake Whiteheart
Blake Whiteheart · CLE · TE
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Whiteheart's stadium. Only over Whiteheart.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Whiteheart's week
- Whiteheart has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
- Whiteheart gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
77%POTENCY
-17.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A single tear from a Cardinals fan
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Whiteheart drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Blake Whiteheart in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Blake Whiteheart is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Blake Whiteheart actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.