The Hamstring Hex of Blake Whiteheart
Blake Whiteheart · CLE · TE
“Whiteheart catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Whiteheart's week
- Whiteheart runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
- Whiteheart gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
79%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A single Raiders jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Whiteheart drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Blake Whiteheart in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Blake Whiteheart is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Blake Whiteheart actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.