The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Blake Whiteheart
Blake Whiteheart · CLE · TE
“Whiteheart gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Wake Forest's biggest rival.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Whiteheart's week
- Whiteheart's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Whiteheart will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
90%POTENCY
-17.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Rams jersey, ironically worn
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Whiteheart drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Blake Whiteheart in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Blake Whiteheart is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Blake Whiteheart actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.