The Mystery Tweak Hex of Blake Whiteheart
Blake Whiteheart · CLE · TE
“Whiteheart lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Whiteheart's week
- Whiteheart goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Whiteheart has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
86%POTENCY
-17.1PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single tear from a Chiefs fan
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Whiteheart's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Blake Whiteheart in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Blake Whiteheart is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Blake Whiteheart actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.