The Mystery Tweak Hex of Blake Whiteheart
Blake Whiteheart · CLE · TE
“The broadcast shows Whiteheart on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Whiteheart's week
- Whiteheart gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Wake Forest's biggest rival.
- Whiteheart will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
87%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Whiteheart, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Blake Whiteheart in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Blake Whiteheart is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Blake Whiteheart actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.