The Mystery Tweak Hex of Blake Whiteheart
Blake Whiteheart · CLE · TE
“Whiteheart is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Whiteheart's week
- Whiteheart lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
- Whiteheart gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Wake Forest's biggest rival.
81%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Whiteheart's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Blake Whiteheart in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Blake Whiteheart is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Blake Whiteheart actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.