The Blocking Assignment Hex of Blake Whiteheart
Blake Whiteheart · CLE · TE
“Whiteheart gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Whiteheart's week
- Whiteheart gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Wake Forest's biggest rival.
- Whiteheart will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
75%POTENCY
-11.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Eye of Steelers, tongue of ref,
Bring Browns down to grief,
Whiteheart scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Blake Whiteheart in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Blake Whiteheart is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Blake Whiteheart actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.