The Blocking Assignment Hex of Blake Whiteheart
Blake Whiteheart · CLE · TE
“Whiteheart gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Whiteheart's week
- Whiteheart goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Whiteheart gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Wake Forest's biggest rival.
77%POTENCY
-15.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Whiteheart's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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- George Kittle
- Dalton Kincaid
- Oronde Gadsden
FAQ
How do I curse Blake Whiteheart in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Blake Whiteheart is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Blake Whiteheart actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.