The Chip-and-Release Hex of Blake Whiteheart
Blake Whiteheart · CLE · TE
“Whiteheart gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Whiteheart's week
- Whiteheart gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Wake Forest's biggest rival.
- Whiteheart has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
77%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Whiteheart's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Blake Whiteheart in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Blake Whiteheart is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Blake Whiteheart actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.