The Blocking Assignment Hex of Blake Whiteheart
Blake Whiteheart · CLE · TE
“Whiteheart gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Whiteheart's week
- Whiteheart is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- A mysterious flag erases Whiteheart's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
89%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Whiteheart's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Blake Whiteheart in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Blake Whiteheart is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Blake Whiteheart actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.