The Phantom Flag Hex of Blake Whiteheart
Blake Whiteheart · CLE · TE
“Whiteheart spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Whiteheart's week
- Whiteheart will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Whiteheart is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
75%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Whiteheart, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Blake Whiteheart in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Blake Whiteheart is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Blake Whiteheart actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.