The Invisible Route Hex of Blake Whiteheart
Blake Whiteheart · CLE · TE
“Whiteheart runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Whiteheart's week
- Whiteheart lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
- Whiteheart gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
90%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Whiteheart's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Blake Whiteheart in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Blake Whiteheart is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Blake Whiteheart actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.