The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Blake Whiteheart
Blake Whiteheart · CLE · TE
“Whiteheart catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Whiteheart's week
- Whiteheart sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Whiteheart gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Wake Forest's biggest rival.
91%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Whiteheart drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Blake Whiteheart in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Blake Whiteheart is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Blake Whiteheart actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.