The Phantom Flag Hex of Blake Whiteheart
Blake Whiteheart · CLE · TE
“Whiteheart gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Wake Forest's biggest rival.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Whiteheart's week
- Whiteheart goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Whiteheart is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.
80%POTENCY
-19.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Whiteheart, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Blake Whiteheart in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Blake Whiteheart is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Blake Whiteheart actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.